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A collection of cartoons, pictures, lyrics, poems and other items offering a look at DBA from the lighter side:

Larry Leadhead Does DBA

• Newbies Say the Silliest Things (4 Jan. 2002)
• They Invited Me Back (22 April 2005)
• It's Not A Checklist (26 April 2005)
• A Question of Perspective (18 Oct. 2005)
• English Version Pending (7 March 2006)
• DBA Again (2 May 2006)
• The DBA Saga (5 May 2006)
• Old Dice and DBA (23 June 2006)
• DBA or DBM? (Christmas shopping) (22 Dec. 2006)
• The 300 (7 Feb. 2007)
• DBA in Heaven (9 March 2007)

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DBA-Related Images

• Volcano Waterway (Paul Hannah)
• Camel-Jumbo Combo (Claudius in Britain)(Gary Pomeroy)
• Lama Lunacy (Paul Hannah)
• Not All BUAs Are Created Equal (Denny Hartung)
• Knight Quick Kill (unknown)
• Ouch! (unknown)
• Recoiling Psiloi Survey the Edge of the World (Chris Brantley)
• Trojan Rabbit (David Manley)

DBA-Related Lyrics and Poems

DBA Player

By Bob McDonald

This is DBA version two point oh
It took Phil years to write, now we'll have a go
It's a new release of the very same game
I liked one point one, but I want to be a DBA player
DBA player

It ain't complicated, or that's what they say
Just the Puppet Masters of the BUA
It has pretzel grammar, and it's way too terse
I don't understand, but I want to be a DBA player
DBA player

It's a dozen pages, give or take a few
And a zillion army lists are mostly new
Phil has asked for comments; boy have I got some
But I'll buy it soon, 'cause I want to be a DBA player
DBA player

Sung to the tune of "Paperback Writer," by that obscure little British rock band

Quotable Quotes

Phil Barker:  "DBA was written for 8-year olds, drunks and the semi-senile."

Phil Barker:   DBA = "Damn Barker Again"

Zippyfusenet: "At the end of the day we're just entertaining ourselves playing games with toy soldiers. DBA is a relatively simple, fast playing wargame. The moving diorama of well-painted toy soldiers and terrain helps me willingly suspend my disbelief, so I'm entertained. That's all I ask for, on a Saturday afternoon."

Fizzenspark:  "DBA is a great vehicle for socializing...it's a wargaming version of speed dating....meeting new and interesting people and wiping out their armies."

Little Caesar:  "You can call me Gladys, but you better not call me Gladys Knight, cuz I ain't got no Pips."
 

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Last Updated: 30 Dec. 2006

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Direct them to Chris Brantley at brant@erols.com.